Monotony turns your brain to mush

I'm on the verge of some sort of mental break down, and yet -- if only that were true.

Sometimes I get a little jealous of crazy people because -- how nice to not have to worry about a thing (other than the aliens, law enforcement, the mob, the CIA, the FBI and all those agencies they won't tell you about).

If I had a choice, I'd crack into a Jesus freak -- they always seem to so happy feeling the love and spreading the word, "Jesus is Ace!".

I'd take my meds too -- are you kidding me? What've you got?

Go ahead, mellow me right the fuck out.