Don't quote me
Rich and I went to a movie the other night and as the credits were rolling Rich broke into a little Yoko Ono, "wOman eees thay neegah of thay world."
I asked what made him think of that and he said it just popped in and that he was thinking of one of his favorite of my blog posts. I said I didn't remember any such post, but that it couldn't have been good. We both burst into hysterical laughter and I spat through it telling him it's best he doesn't refresh my memory.
He says my rants are his favorite because he cracks himself up with his funny rebuttles in his head and he day dreams about logging on and posting them. We laughed at that for a second as I thought, yeah, that would be funny.
Then I thought again and the sobering fact that I've already heard his rebutles again and again -- after nine years they are rarely new and often of the kind which remind me that he JUST DOESN'T GET IT and make me want to fork his eyes.
So, no babe, on second thought -- don't post a thing.
I asked what made him think of that and he said it just popped in and that he was thinking of one of his favorite of my blog posts. I said I didn't remember any such post, but that it couldn't have been good. We both burst into hysterical laughter and I spat through it telling him it's best he doesn't refresh my memory.
He says my rants are his favorite because he cracks himself up with his funny rebuttles in his head and he day dreams about logging on and posting them. We laughed at that for a second as I thought, yeah, that would be funny.
Then I thought again and the sobering fact that I've already heard his rebutles again and again -- after nine years they are rarely new and often of the kind which remind me that he JUST DOESN'T GET IT and make me want to fork his eyes.
So, no babe, on second thought -- don't post a thing.
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He's always had the freedom to read my blog, but only recently has he done so at any length.
Like I said, It's best I don't try to recall my more scathing love letters. Nothing he hasn't heard already I'm sure -- but you know print can be...
I didn't know there was anyone out there who knew a Yoko Ono song, let alone could quote in in conversation...
My hubby reads my blog, too. He doesn't post comments, but every once in awhile he says, "Um, honey...are you SURE that's what you want to say???"
:)
my hubby keeps saying he wants to read mine, but he never does. That's fine with me, really, since I poke fun at him often. Although I tell him when I do and he doesn't care, still.....
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