Thursday, October 04, 2007

Gurty is fired





See that bank of windows and the TP on the bushes, right outside of the windows? This entire display is just outside of my bedroom.

Obviously, not a quick hit and run -- they were out there (mere feet from nothing but windows and clear glass patio doors) taking the time to lay out "HI FRANKIE!" in toilet paper.

Where was Gurty? Aren't little dogs supposed to bark at everything? Give you a little heads up on vandals and other suspicious stirrings?

If you are a cute 8 year old neighbor kid, who comes to our house almost daily, maybe then you experience the wrath of Gurt (must be the braids). Heaven forbid a chipmunk make a move anywhere within a 20 mile radius of our home -- she whimpers and vibrates with instinctual urge. But hey, if you are a couple few teenage boys, pitching TP rolls over the trees, right outside the window -- why lift your head from your little doggy pillow for that?

Look at her on her pile of warm laundry. She doesn't deserve it -- I'm going to start folding direct from the dryer -- she doesn't even look guilty or ashamed, she kind of looks bothered, like, what am I taking her picture again? Am I wrecking your Zen my little Gurtlet?

Too bad.

FIRED!

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11 Comments:

Blogger kay said...

hahahaha!!!

good doggie! she knew it was all in fun!

11:51 AM  
Blogger TTQ said...

Bad Gurty! Bad Gurty! My kids have been banned from the warm laundry and the tabletops..oh the life they had till I moved in..

6:18 PM  
Blogger TTQ said...

oh and about your Neko Case Club, I once checked out a Neko Case library cd and um well never returned it, I wonder if I can even find it anymore. I should mail it back to Ft. Lauderdale's library system.

that was back in the day..

6:25 PM  
Blogger TTQ said...

Oh and a shout out to Frankie! What's the occasion?

4:26 PM  
Blogger kim said...

Homecoming week, Jock vs. Nerds in TP wars.

We are of the Nerd persuasion.

4:54 PM  
Blogger TTQ said...

Um does Frankie have a date? Is he a real nerd? Will you post pictures?

5:10 PM  
Blogger kim said...

I'll see if he cares if I post a picture. He actually looks like a football jock, but he's not sporty at all, unless you count wii tennis.

1:04 AM  
Blogger Swishy said...

HA! No kidding! A "Hi Frankie" and everything!!!

12:27 PM  
Blogger Swishy said...

HA! No kidding! A "Hi Frankie" and everything!!!

12:27 PM  
Blogger KATE said...

Oh wow, those damn kids! ha ha
I don't blame Gurty for cuddling up in the clean laundry. That is one of my freaky things I like, the smell of clean laundry. YUM!!
Too cute, & sorry about the "decorating" of your yard! I used to LOVE toilet papering peoples houses when I was young, I'm sure it's going to come back to bite me in the ass! ha ha

1:22 AM  
Blogger wordtryst said...

Smart Gurtie! Chipmunks and little girls are manageable, but teenage boys? Huh. I think she's saying: "I'm just a little dog! Whaddaya want from me?"

11:45 PM  

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