Can't put a stat counter on my blog and not talk about it

Mention the breakdown of genital parts or say the word boobs and a perv-o-meter goes off somewhere and I get twenty two hits at once -- most of whom hang around long enough to read what it's all about ("Where is it? Where is it? She said vagina, I know it's here somewhere." No porn, sorry).

Mention the word "dad" in a post and people strolling by can't get away from the page fast enough.

So many blogs, so little time -- I know, but people are even hastier than I suspected.

I do get a lot of people coming in off of foreign language blogs -- of course you are not going to hang around if you can't read English...

I'm one of those compulsive surfers -- if I get a minute, I sit down and check if my favorite bloggers have posted anything new, or surf around new blogs. I walk away in the middle of reading and come back hours later, I wonder how many people think they have a stalker in Wisconsin.

It's kind of creepy watching people look at my blog. I like that world map thing though -- hello person in Peru! And my peeps -- I like looking at the dots and knowing who it is -- corny, but people don't seem so far away when viewed as a dot on a tiny world map.

And that's how I feel about the stat counter today.