The happy couple

Every picture of me should be over exposed, my skin looks fabulous! This is the freckle-less look I was trying to achieve with all of that lemon rubbing when I was 13. It was probably all of that counter productive lathering with baby oil and frying in the sun which foiled my freckle removing plan (Don't look at me, glamour magazine said the lemon would work).

That's right, I'm married to Lemmy.