Sunday, January 01, 2006

Guy handbook pg. 2

If you find yourself in a situation where you have to do housework, be sure to do it in a manner that makes everyone in the house really uncomfortable : Make lots of comments that imply the stupidity of the person you are cleaning up after. Rank on the systems and organizational methods of the rest of your family. Be as self righteous as possible.

If you can create a miserable and tense environment while you are cleaning, you will be asked to do it less often. If you master this technique -- the women around you may make special effort to prevent you from ever lifting a finger.



Blogger karla said...

Hey, this technique was not invented in your household. This is how I "help" my husband paint a room. I do such a crappy job, and am just generally slow and useless enough that he eventually tells me to go do something else.

11:49 PM  
Blogger kim said...

They seem to be taking over the "playing dumb" technique too.

What's the divide coming to?

9:43 AM  
Blogger pr!tz said...

So true! So true!!
I hope my brother doesnt read this post!

3:46 AM  

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