Guy handbook pg. 2
If you find yourself in a situation where you have to do housework, be sure to do it in a manner that makes everyone in the house really uncomfortable : Make lots of comments that imply the stupidity of the person you are cleaning up after. Rank on the systems and organizational methods of the rest of your family. Be as self righteous as possible.
If you can create a miserable and tense environment while you are cleaning, you will be asked to do it less often. If you master this technique -- the women around you may make special effort to prevent you from ever lifting a finger.