I hate it when people say they are boring

Oh my word, I am so boring lately. Because you are only bored if you are boring and oh. my. I don't even give a shit about chocolate.

I don't even have anything creatively funny to say about the boredom. The only thing that compelled me to write just now was looking at the pictures of my dogs -- I only posted them because pictures are easy and freakin' Gurty with her legs all straight in the air -- that made me laugh...months ago.

I posted them only recently because they were what jumped out at me when I browsed my photos for something post worthy. I was browsing for something post worthy so my top post wouldn't be the one of me bitching about my cleaning problems.

Have I bored you to death yet? Are you still reading? Am I really going to post a whining jag about being bored?

I think I am.